Hi, I’m Cat Lady and I love cats.

Our Mission:

  • To rally the nation behind the cause of kitten welfare. We believe in giving every shelter the tools they need to provide top-notch care, because every kitten deserves a shot at the American Dream.

Why TRUMP.one?

  • Because we’re all about big, bold action. Just like our namesake, we don’t do things halfway. We’re here to ensure every shelter gets the best deals on cat food, the finest litter, and the most luxurious scratching posts.

Our Values:

  • Kitten Shelters First: We prioritize the needs of shelters, ensuring they have everything they need to thrive.
  • Unity Through Kittens: We bring people together, proving that love for kittens can bridge any divide.
  • The Art of the Deal: We negotiate the best prices for shelter supplies, because why pay retail when you can get wholesale?

How It Works:

  • Donate: Your contributions go directly to shelters, ensuring they have what they need to care for their feline residents.
  • Shop: Buy merchandise that supports our cause. Every purchase helps a kitten in need.
  • Volunteer: Join our team of volunteers who help with everything from fundraising to shelter visits.

Meet Our Team:

  • The Deal Maker: Our procurement expert who ensures we get the best bang for your buck.
  • The Shelter Liaison: Our point person who works directly with shelters to understand their needs.
  • The Social Media Mogul: Handles our online presence, turning every donation into a viral sensation.

Why Donate to TRUMP.one?

  • Because your donation isn’t just money; it’s a vote for kitten welfare. You’re not just giving; you’re making a statement that America cares about its furry citizens.

Shelter of the Month:

  • This month, we’re spotlighting “Whisker Haven,” a shelter that’s turned around its fortunes thanks to your generous donations. They now have heated beds for every kitten, ensuring they’re cozy all winter long.

Testimonials:

  • “I never thought donating could feel so patriotic! TRUMP.one made me feel like I was part of something bigger.” – Jane D., Proud Donor
  • “The kittens at our shelter have never had it so good. Thank you, TRUMP.one, for making our lives easier.” – Shelter Manager, Pawsome Place

Contact Us:

  • Have questions or want to get involved? Contact us at TRUMP.one. We’re here to make sure your voice is heard, just like in a real election.

Donate Today:

Your donation could be the difference between a kitten spending another night in a cold shelter or curled up in a warm bed. Let’s make kitten shelters great again, together!

Disclaimer: TRUMP.one’s “Paws for Patriotism” is in no way affiliated with the Trump empire, Trump/Vance campaign, or any golden escalators. We’re not funded by Mar-a-Lago, and there’s no secret handshake involved. However, we do fully support the campaign because hey, if cats could vote, we’re pretty sure they’d be on board too. Paws up for patriotism, whisker-twitching approval, and a whole lot of feline freedom! 🐾🇺🇸

Early on

Once upon a time, TRUMP.one was just a meme website, riding the wave of internet humor. But we’ve realized something far more important – saving American cats is where it’s at. Because let’s face it, while memes might be on life support, cats will always rule the internet. So, we’ve pivoted. Now, TRUMP.one is all about making a real difference, one cat at a time. Because in the battle of memes vs. meows, we choose meows every time.

Current Situation

Shelters: In dire need of support, ready to show how your donations transform lives.

Businesses: Wanting to make a difference while getting some purr-fect publicity.

Individuals: With a passion for cats and a knack for organizing, ready to help distribute aid where it’s needed most.

Disclaimer: TRUMP.one’s “Paws for Patriotism” is in no way affiliated with the Trump empire, Trump/Vince campaign, or any golden escalators. We’re not funded by Mar-a-Lago, and there’s no secret handshake involved. However, we do fully support the campaign because hey, if cats could vote, we’re pretty sure they’d be on board too. Paws up for patriotism, whisker-twitching approval, and a whole lot of feline freedom! 🐾🇺🇸